Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Blood Tracks

5 of 9 viewers "Liked" "Blood Tracks" (1985, Sweden)
Here's what the citizens of the Overlook Theatre had to say:

The Great Hornito - "I was entertained but I never wanna see this piece of shit ever again." - 2 Stars

Drumachine - "To quote the film, "Not nomore"." - 1 Star

Lord Battle - "If this wasn't a Mats Helge film one could misinterpret it's incoherence for a dream like atmosphere." - 3 1/2 Stars

Math Mage - "What kind of hillbilly mutants are these? They didn't even eat anyone!" - 3 Stars

Huntress - Fell Asleep - Default 2 Stars

Brewha - Fell Asleep - Default 2 Stars

Ice Giant - Fell Asleep - Default 2 Stars


The Overlook Theatre Final Rating*
"Blood Tracks" was screened a while back with "Rolling Vengeance" and I wonder if following the monster truck flick set the bar to high. I mean "Blood Tracks" does have a lot to offer, including a family on the run that has turned into mutant slashers, a Glam band, and a lot of naked women. What it lacks is cool kills, likable characters, and the ability to be constantly entertaining (It did put almost half the audience to sleep). In parting "Blood Tracks" is a movie I will hunt down and watch from time to time but even fans of bad movies will have a hard time with this one. Still check out Mats Helge
-Lord Battle

*Based on the star ratings turned in by character reviewers, others viewed and got to "Dislike" or "Like" but that does not effect the rating.

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