Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Burnt House

5 of 5 citizens "Disliked" "The Burnt House" (2009, USA)
Here's what the citizens of the Overlook Theatre had to say:

Lord Battle - "This is a perfect example of a film that gives arthouse a bad name. If this movie was your typical run of the mill horror with a liner plot and obvious twist it would have at least held peoples attention, Sad thing is this movie also had a cool looking location and descent looking special effects/make up. Oh and the BluRay featured two unrelated music videos, nice money grab. I'm giving it 1 1/2 because as much as I hate this film now I know I'll forget about it until I post the review." - 1 1/2 Stars

The Great Hornito - "Obnoxious, self indulgent arrogant. Whoever made this is a complete narcissist and should be thrown into a burning house." - 2 Stars

Drumachine - "No redeeming qualities. A lot of dead horses being beaten. Insufficient. - 1 Star

Brewha - "The film focused more on repetitive artsy scenery rather than character development." - 1 1/2 Stars

Huntress - "This was the bare bones of a good plot, cushioned with tired editing tricks and over used jump scare attempts. It seemed to be building up to a predictable end, only to leave you dissappointed with the poorly executed "Twist"." - 2 Stars

The Overlook Theatre Final Rating*
Something positive I have to say related to this film is that I really like the way that the Overlook Theatre logo looks on the movie poster!

*Based on the star ratings turned in by character reviewers, others viewed and got to "Dislike" or "Like" but that does not effect the rating.

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