Friday, September 27, 2013

Scary MoVie

2 of 8 viewers "Liked" "Scary MoVie" (2013, USA)
Here's what the citizens of the Overlook Theatre had to say:

Drumachine - "Exactly what you would expect from a Scary Movie film." - 2 Stars

The Great Hornito - "Funniest movie I've seen since "House Party 3"!!!" - 5 Stars

The Berkeley Blazer - "What it lacks in charm and consistent hilarity it doesn't quite make up for in sheer off beat rhythm as well some truly masterful special effects gags. A generally terrible endeavor but quite watchable with like minded and likeable people." - 2 Stars

Ice Giant - "It had 1 or 2 good jokes but for the most part one of the worst movies ever." - 1 Star

Lord Battle - "An avid fan of horror will find a few of these jokes truly inspired but the choice to parody movies from 4 years ago and the general awful jokes of the Scary movie series kill this film." - 3 1/2 Stars

The Overlook Theatre Final Rating*
"Paranormal Activity 2" would always show a shot from a camera aimed at the families pool. This shot of course amounted to nothing other than the pool cleaner jumping out, like the ghost was playing a very lame prank. Surprisingly Scary Movie 5 took a rare chance at making a joke horror fans would appreciate, too bad they didn't do this before the Paranormal series released 2 more movies. Still I love the scene and just had to share it here, since I'd never ask someone to watch the whole film (other than the citizens that is).

*Based on the star ratings turned in by character reviewers, others viewed and got to "Dislike" or                                              "Like" but that   does not effect the rating.

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