The Fallen Ones and The Great Hornito speaks

0 of 5 viewers "Liked" "The Fallen Ones" (2005, USA)

Here's what the citizens of the Overlook Theatre had to say:

Huntress - "Starts off fun but that quickly fades." - 2 Stars

The Great Hornito - "Amon!!!" - 2 Stars

Lord Battle - "The few laughs this film has to offer are not worth the time it takes to sit through it. There is a transformer made out of cadavers in this film..." - 2 1/2 Stars

Brewha - "Consistently inconsistent." - 2 Stars

Ice Giant - "Giant erector set robot was fucking stupid." - 0 Stars (Default 1)

The Overlook Theatre Final Rating*

"The Fallen Ones" is by no means a good film. In fact, I found out a bit too late (already bought it) that it was a made for TV movie. The story revolves around fallen angels called Nephilin, they are something I know very little about but The Great Hornito happens to know a lot. Hornito is our resident conspiracy theorist and paranormal expert, which you'd never know this from his drunken luchador character but it's true. So when we turn this film on and he heard them talking of the Nephilin, he got very excited. Sadly this film  failed in entertaining him too.

I wrote up everything but this closing section a long time ago, in hopes that Hornito would eventually say something about the Nephilin. He never got around to doing it, so tonight while he was drinking I ambushed him with questions and took down his response as quick as I could. "The Fallen Ones" is by no means worth watching, so I hope you have fun reading this brief rant, and once again I am sorry for these late night posts.

- Lord Battle

The Nephilin are a race of fallen angels; they're mentioned in the book of genesis. Their duty was to be watchers of men but they lusted after human women, mainly Adams seed. They were known as the watchers. They made a pact that they knew was wrong but they were like "Lets go fuck shit up." Basically they wanted to fuck up the blood line of Adam because they knew Christ was going to be born from that blood line. They arrived on Mt. Herman (a lot of laughter as Ice Giant makes fun of the name) in Israel. Their plan was to, ummm... I guess to uh... mess up, well Christ was supposed to be born totally human so they wanted to bang as many women as possible in hopes of polluting the line. The offspring were giants and incredibly blood thirsty. Noah's flood happened because the Nephilin and their offspring were to be wiped out. Enoch was the seventh generation from Adam. He was one of the only humans to confront the Nephilin and their offspring, and he told them that total destruction would come to them because of they're a manipulation of gods people.
- The Great Hornito

*Based on the star ratings turned in by character reviewers, others viewed and got to "Dislike" or "Like" but that does not effect the rating.